son I think you are ready for the talk *opens harry potter and the philosopher stone book*
tumblr mobile users be like
I’m on mobile so I don’t know if this isn’t loading or if it’s a joke
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tell ur dog i said hi- me to all my friends w/ dogs (via babyferaligator)
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You never really see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air.- (via lovehard-fuckhard)
Summer body wishlist:
- six wings
- a million eyes
- constantly on fire
- ability to scream forever
The year is 2056. A child enters the AP euro exam. They open the orange booklet.
DBQ: Analyze the reasons and results of Putin’s ban on memes in the year 2015
Here’s a dragon run cycle, because regular animals weren’t challenging enough.
Me trying to pass the apush exam was worse than Wilson trying to pass the 14 points
stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts









